If you are a user of WordPress you probably heard of these guys. Unfortunately my hosting company installs a bunch of shit plugins and this one, this one…. Ok so anything “MONSTER” sucks they have plugins that are branded differently and if you get rid of one (OptinMonster) in this example one of the other plugins reinstalls and activates OptinMonster again. I don’t remember saying, hey I approve of you installing your shitty extensions (paid only) and please notify me FIVE times in email how bad ass your plugin is and flash an alert in my WP dashboard. Fuck yes I OPTIN! Get it?
Duane, why are you so mad about this? I’m not I’m just an asshole and annoyed and that is the worst combination you can find an annhole (annoyed-asshole). Besides if your shit was so fucking legit and good why in the fuck do you need to send me FIVE emails to tell me how good it is? If it were true then just be like my dick, I lay it down and it speaks for itself, it’s just good I don’t have to push it or slap your face with it, it’s bad ass I don’t need to promote it. Oh wait sorry I digress.
Fuck OPTINMONSTER, their plugins and their unwanted emails. I’m going to send them FIVE emails and tell them how much I hate them in each one because I wanted to spend my day angry and waste it acting a fool.
G-Eazy: thats the shit I never said….
“This is a cool picture and it expressses how I feel about OptinMonster, the shitty plugins they push and annoying emails they send after you tell them to fuck off”
So I did mention my hosting company in all this right? I’m talking about DreamHost. These guys are great, have good support, a ton of documentation and I can purchase, setup and deploy a website in an hour or so. Their WordPress install includes some great premium plugins (obviously not OptinFucker) including my primary templte for all my sites Crio by Bold Grid. And DreamHost is great, Crio by Bold Grid is a premium site template included with hosting that is flexible, has many layouts, templates, posts, pages and really cool integrated features.